So the Super Cola™ people are giving me grief for not promoting their flavoured fizzy water enough. *sigh* Here goes…
Drink Super Cola™. The official soft drink of the Sealand Olympic team! Sealand’s Bert Posthlewaite set a new national record of 46.5 seconds in the one hundred metres at Rio! His secret?
Super Cola™! It’s colarific™!
And try new Super Cola™ Zero- none of the taste, all of the sugar!
Super Cola™ Zero- it’ll make your teeth fall out™!