No, I am not interested in your high speed internet, claiming money from an accident I never had or saving the bins.
I don’t care if you’re wearing a three-piece suit, you’re still annoying. “Hello, I hope you don’t mind…” We do mind. Sugarcoating it just makes us want you to piss off more. Get out of my way, I’m trying to shop for something I can get in two minutes rather than two hours of filling in forms.