Tonight we dine in fluff

To

morrow

we

return

to

stom

ping

gro

und.

So sayeth the Mage of Incredible Age to our young, supple hero of indeterminate gender.

After five twenty-minute long cutscenes, hero of indeterminate gender walks two steps… to be greeted by another set of boring cutscenes describing how to talk to people. HOIG already got told how to in a tutorial at the beginning. It’s the A button. HOIG presses A but the cutscenes still continue. It takes forty minutes this time for the deluge to end.

FINALLY.

HOIG is allowed to take THREE steps…

AND THEN THE CUTSCENES START AGAIN!

The real-life HOIG throws the 3DS down and goes outside.

Maybe you should too.

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