Fast food

So I ordered a burger and fries and a milkshake and lies and some chicken and flies and a pizza with Lisa who the hell is that teamster and curry and rice and maybe some lice and a kebab and some chips with a bit of a dip and some sushi gave it to the poochie and some Jamaican cold bacon and a Chinese please and a pasty made of plasters and a chocolate cream lat made with pure fat…

…and a Diet Coke.

I’m watching my weight.

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