I was born old and will die young.
I go to sleep in the morning and get up at night.
Every day I vomit three times and spit copious amounts of liquid alongside it.
Every morning I get in the shower and it sucks water off me, leaving me with a greasy head and face.
My life is rubbish.
Don’t dream of gnivil ni esrever, it will pu sniarb ruoy kcuf.