In forever there is nobody quite like you. Roses are red, violets remain blue but you are a disgusting little piglet. Oink oink is what comes out of your mouth in between spewing pure shit. Your pink hairy skin and bloating physique only helps further the comparison. Honestly, you’re not annoying to everyone else. But you are to me. Lord help your porcine ways baby, you’re taking us for a ride. I sit on your back, riding you in the nude, but I’m not impressed by your smell.
I think you’d look much better on my dinner table with an apple shoved down your dirty throat.