(Scene: DAY. HILLARY and OBAMA are celebrating a job well done. Outside, Bernie Sanders supporters are protesting)
HILLARY: (sips a glass of wine) We won fair and square, what is their problem?
OBAMA: Well, they claim you rigged the primary.
HILLARY: That’s true.
OBAMA: I know it’s true. But we can’t let it get out.
(OBAMA throws a ton of documents into the fire)
HILLARY: Good stuff. (drinks some more wine)