(Scene: HILLARY’s office, DAY. She is composing an email to DEBBIE)
HILLARY: “I’m sorry to hear that the sexist and racist Bernie supporters ousted you from your position. I’ll let you run with me to November. H x”
OBAMA: Hillary, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but the majority of voters are baying for your blood. Trump’s campaign manager wants you to drop out. Please hand the nomination to Bernie.
HILLARY (twitching): You- you- YOU BRAINWASHED SHEEP! YOU SEXIST! YOU RACIST!
(HILLARY produces a gun from her pocket and shoots OBAMA in the head and chest. She gets up and stands over him with a maniacal grin on her face)
HILLARY: Control that.