In sculpture, we make something out of formless clay. Today, I am going to make something out of formless gibberish. I close my eyes and pound the keyboard:
Let’s render this as the first actual words I think of:
Fake pokes of week off, David would exceed
Now let’s refine that some more. make it a bit more grammatical:
Fake pokes and weeks off, David would exceed
“David would exceed what?” I wonder. So I add a bit more gibberish clay to the half-formed pot:
Rinse and repeat:
Elk feel gnu open pog
Elk feeling gnu’s open pog
The elk feeling the gnu’s open pog
And we finish the product:
Fake pokes and weeks off, David would exceed the elk feeling the gnu’s open pog.
Grammatically sound despite making little sense.
Got writer’s block? Give this a try at home!