Monthly Archives: July 2016

Baby factory

Working on the baby production line is a blast. We pump them out by the million, all with a number-name printed on their tiny little foreheads.

From January to today the number scheme has been 16 with 66 being rolled out. People prefer fresh-off-the-line babies, often discarding older models. The 66 reg line will introduce a number of requested features including more genderless babies. As we are evolving towards a genderless society I feel this is a step in the right direction.

While working on the line may be a blast, it also has its disdvantages. They are prone to puke in my face and I always dread it being my turn to clean the meco off the production line.

Ah well, whatever gets me paid.


By popular demand

Vtoom II


Karash kirish kibosh



Cometh the angel


Ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh






I really don’t like Hillary Clinton OR Donald Trump

Were I American, I’d vote for Jill Stein as her platforms are closest to Bernie’s. Some may call it throwing one’s vote away or “the spoiler” (cf. Ralph Nader’s popularity in 2000 allegedly costing Al Gore the election, although some Gore voters in Florida would beg to differ), but there really is no other option. Gary Johnson seems a little too right-wing for my liking and the other parties are either too extreme or have absolutely no chance of being viable.

You could have got a decent option had the Democrats not rigged the entire primary against Bernie… I worry for you, America. If only I could muster a glimmer of hope that the Democrats come to their senses and exclude Hillary from the nomination due to all the legal baggage she’s carrying, but they probably won’t. The ship is sinking and they’re too busy going “la la la nothing’s wrong” to notice. Pretty much the only reasons they’ve given for Americans to vote for her are:

  1. She’s a woman, and;
  2. She’s not Donald Trump.

As the author of a Rational Feminist Manifesto I am not liking number one at all. They are implying that her being a woman is the main quality, which isn’t what feminism is all about. Besides, we’re heading for a genderless society where distinctions between male, female and everything inbetween will be blurred. Her gender doesn’t matter to me, especially in this western society where there are very few barriers stopping women from doing whatever the hell they want. Regarding the second point, she may not be Donald Trump but she’s still Hillary Clinton.

The Hillary nomination is going to lead to a Trump presidency. Everyone’s been saying it, but the Democrats still nominated her. As a result, half the delegates walked out and the party will remain fractured until they come to their senses and dump her. Which will be forever.

Clinton Follies: The Rigging

(Scene: DAY. HILLARY and OBAMA are celebrating a job well done. Outside, Bernie Sanders supporters are protesting)

HILLARY: (sips a glass of wine) We won fair and square, what is their problem?

OBAMA: Well, they claim you rigged the primary.

HILLARY: That’s true.

OBAMA: I know it’s true. But we can’t let it get out.

(OBAMA throws a ton of documents into the fire)

HILLARY: Good stuff. (drinks some more wine)

Never buy a man with egg on his face


Buy a man

With egg on his face

Tomorrow is today and yesterday is moot


Buy buy buy, sell sell sell

We are the future, the future is now

Your brain is on the media

Tomorrow and today from yesterday’s roots


Mistakes made

Never ever

Ever ever

Listen to someone who thinks se’s bigger than you