I slither up your leg and scare you into submission.
I crawl into your papers and ruin the story.
I enter your ear and worm through your brain.
I feel that I can do what I want because of who I am.
Who am I?
Indeed I am Hillary Clinton, destroyer of democracy in the United States of America and the first person to run for president while under criminal investigation. Oh, I also blatantly rigged the vote in favour of me. Because my ego is that large.