A riddle

I slither up your leg and scare you into submission.

I crawl into your papers and ruin the story.

I enter your ear and worm through your brain.

I feel that I can do what I want because of who I am.

Who am I?

Indeed I am Hillary Clinton, destroyer of democracy in the United States of America and the first person to run for president while under criminal investigation. Oh, I also blatantly rigged the vote in favour of me. Because my ego is that large.

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