Flash fiction at the speed of light.
Donald Trump looked in the mirror and saw Michaelangelo’s David staring back at him. David rightfully told him to bugger off before he did what he did to Goliath.
Shaken, Trump got on his 24 carat gold iPhone.
“Mavis, it’s Don. Turn the brainwashing machine up to maximum. Oh, and grab me some Taco Bell while you’re at it. And some Mexican Coke.”